- me: what actor makes your heart go doki doki?
- mario: what? what's that?
- me: you know, like the sound your heart makes when you're nervous or excited.
- mario: oh, what actor makes me horny? well, i don't know about actor, but kid cudi.
- me: kid cudi? well, he IS really handsome.
- mario: yeah, i'd 69 him.
- me: i'd watch dat.
- jones: *traumatized*
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