February 2012
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Friend: How do I find you on tumblr?
Me: You don't.
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I really do appreciate the people in my life that take the time to pull me back from the edge. Sometimes its nice to know there’s someone out there that doesn’t think you’re lazy and genuinely recognizes your disorder.
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"Hello 911, there is a butt bandit in my house. He's eating my shit. He's literally is eating my shit."
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Jones: you got 9 slices?
Me: what! No ya dumb ass. Pizza's have 8 slices.
Jones: shit, I don't know! Maybe they threw an extra slice in there cos they thought you were pretty. you know how you go and they don't know how to slice the damn thing.
me: get a pizza and it ends up looking like a Christmas tree!
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carsonphillip-s:
i-want-moriarty:
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fact: my guilty pleasure is really cheesy/crappy teen shows and movies.
currently i’ve stumbled onto some nickelodeon show called house of anubis. god its terrible but i keep watching it… i cant stop… i cant…. even…
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dang. if theres one piece of work i like by shakespeare, its Twelfth Night. FOR REAL. it has everything i love. EVERYTHING. DRAMA, CROSS DRESSING, DRAMA, ROMANCE. UUUUUUGUUUU.
just finised watching she’s the man just cos i liked it. it’s about football, i love football. although i could do without the channing tatum? *scoots tatum out of film*
Reblog if you'll answer anything that gets sent to...
ben-addicted:
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Go!
why do we all reblog this like this is an extremely exclusive offer for followers and we wouldn’t answer questions any other time
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Just a couple things about Glee's episode last...
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Today in "I can't believe I actually have to say...
kiriamaya:
I do not consider “getting along” to be a goal in and of itself. If I get along with somebody, it’s because there is mutual respect, compatibility, and love born of freedom.
Furthermore, I have less than zero interest in “getting along” with my oppressors. And no amount of “but they’re human beings, and you have to understand, and STOP FIGHTING YOU GUUUUUUUUUUUUYS ;_; ” will change...
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My heart… its got too many emotions in it… why… must I be so vulnerable to beautiful words…
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Bfjfkxjdjkdkf ugh omg Jake God no wonder everyone is crushing on yoooou!!!!! Y u so gentlemanly!?!?
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Feeling… strange. Not unfamiliar considering I don’t feel very human most of the time. I really don’t take death very seriously, do I? I don’t think anyone takes life seriously. Why else would they choose to be so ignorant, stupid, cruel. When I was young and naive I’d hoped for more out of my life but now I know those things don’t matter anyway. You live for...
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playing mapcrunch is basically like driving anywhere for me.
i sit and just follow the car in front of me while beau yells at me all the exits i should have taken.
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notdavesprite:
howdothings:
bro i can’t get out anymore i was trapped the moment i noticed your beautiful tags so trapped
another hapless sailor doomed by my sirens call
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Mario has informed me that it is NOT OK to yell “ill kill em! I would shoot them! All of them!” at the cashier at Gamestop.
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Mario: can you stop being irate?
Me: can you stop messing with my nerves?!
Mario: what nerves!?
Me: MY HEART NERVES.
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“Wait, wait, wait. Is this the stupid bitch or the mom? White people look the...”
– Mario
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“I’m so scared I might poop myself.”
– Mario
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Ugh I cannot express how much I l love post-apocalyptic themed in games/stories.
The last of us is gonna be a good game.
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“Being awkward isn’t cute, it’s uncomfortable. Its like a fart in the...”
– Mario
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